My Little Sister is Pregnant!
Congrats, Shorty! My sister is pregnant, and I’m thrilled - even if it’s hard to tell through my frazzled state of sleep deprivation.
It’s going to be awesome watching her grow her own little family, and maybe she’ll have a girl so I can shower her with all the pink things we never got to use at my house. Or, even better, maybe she’ll have a boy so I can offload my cases of boy clothing, toys, and gigantic, brightly colored items we collectively call “baby gear.”
Also, at long last I can offer her my full spectrum of unsolicted parenting advice!
